Person 1: What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?
Person 2: Dunno…
Person 1: Edwood. What do you call a man with 2 planks of wood on his head?
Person 2: Dunno…
Person 1: Edwood Wood. What do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head?
Person 2: Dunno…
Person 1: Edwood Woodwood. What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?
Person 2: Dunno… do you?
Person 1: No, I don’t know… but Edwood Woodwood would!